My car got vandalized last night! With, of all possible things, a block of wood someone purposely left on the roof. The wood left me a lovely series of long, deep scratches completely through the paint, with a gooey center of dense scuffs. Coincidentally, the roof of a Saturn SL2 is one of very few metal panels on the car’s outer body – and among very few areas where scratched paint can lead to rusting. Wonderful.
I hope the drunken jackass who did this got $600 worth of enjoyment last night, ’cause they’ve caused at least that much damage.