If there’s one thing I take extrememly unkindly to in a neighbor, it’s a bunch of dumbass kids shooting off fireworks barely ten feet from my car. At the moment, I have dumbass kids holding lit firework pipes while wrestling, barely ten feet from my car. Bloody Hell, here we go again.

On the plus side, this is an interesting test of city police response time in a non-emergency situation.


Edit:  There was no response time.  There was no response.  That’s some zero-tolerance ya got there, Rochester.