Can someone please explain why men’s makeup costs $5000?  I’m horribly confused, especially since this clearly is not magic age-reversing makeup. The natural look isn’t exactly rocket science. The supplies can’t possibly cost anywhere near this much. And don’t these men have wives for this sort of thing anyway? Oh wait

Just to reiterate, I’m completely serious here. I’d be confused no matter who the subject was. It might be naive, but I really, really don’t understand why a day’s makeup that  millions of people do for themselves every day would be so expensive.